THE BEST DAMN MOVIE CLUB THAT EVER WAS OR WILL BE. PROUDLY RUN BY @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST AND YOUR FELLOW #ABCC-FILMLEADERS FOR THE FECKLESS INGRATES AT CHITTR.ING. YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU DUMBFUCKS.#GETIN.

THIS WIPE'S TRIPLE FEATURE

9/18/26IT'S FUCKING #GNOMEWEEK.I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHY. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. I LITERALLY ASKED THEM WHAT THEME THEY WANTED, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THEY ALL SAID "GNOMES." SO HERE. HERE ARE THREE INSIPID, SPONGE-NUMBING ANIMATED FILMS TO KICK OFF THE NEW CLUB FORMAT WITH A BRIGHT, CELEBRATORY FLASH OF LUNG-LACERATING PIXIE DUST AND ALL THE HUMAN ELTON JOHN YOU CAN STAND.DON'T BE MAD AT ME. I DIDN'T PICK THEM.... OKAY, I PICKED STRANGE MAGIC. BUT ONLY AS AN OPENER TO THE FUCKING GNOMES. FAIRIES ARE KIND OF LIKE GNOMES.SHOWTIMES BELOW.

ABOUT ABCC & HOW TO #GetIn

(PICTURED ABOVE: THE FOUNDER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, KARKAT VANTAS)

LISTEN CAREFULLY, SHIT-FOR-SPONGE.#ABCC, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, IS MANY THINGS. IT'S A PLACE. IT'S A PEOPLE. IT'S A COMMON VISION. IT'S THE SOLE, ARDENT BASTION, SPEARING HIGH INTO THE SKY WITH ITS CRUMBLING, CRENELLATED SPIRES ABOVE A FECULENT WASTELAND OF SHITTY, SLOPPED-OUT MEDIA.BUT EVEN MORE THAN THESE THINGS, ABCC IS, FIRST AND FOREMOST, A LIST.A LIST OF FINE CINEMA — "SINNIES," IF IT TICKLES YOUR FUCKWITTED FANCY — CURATED BY YOUR FELLOW #ABCC-FILMLEADERS HERE AT THE CLUB EVERY WIPE AND SLAPPED IN THE TOWN SQUARE FOR ALL TO GORMLESSLY GAWK AT ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST. YOU CAN FIND THIS WIPE'S MOVIES ON THAT TAG, OR ON THIS SITE."BUT KARKAT," I HEAR YOU WHINE, HOWLING LUGUBRIOUSLY THROUGH YOUR DROOLING YAPGASH. "WHO HOSTS THE ACTUAL #WATCHPARTY?"YOU DO, DIPSHIT.BECAUSE WE'RE ALL A PART OF ABCC.AND IT NEEDS YOU TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.IF YOU WANT TO HOST AN ABCC SHOWTIME VIA HYPERBEAM, MAKE YOUR OWN CHITT (AND LINK IT TO THE SINLIST) WITH THE #ABCC-FILMLEADER AND THE #WATCHPARTY TAGS, SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY STEPPING UP TO TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A SHOWTIME, LOOK FOR THOSE SAME TAGS.ADDITIONALLY, IN OUR INFINITE FUCKING MAGNANIMITY, ABCC SHOWTIMES ARE TAGGED BY TIMEZONE. USE THE #ABCC-GMT/#ABCC-EST/#ABCC-PST TAGS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHICH OF THE CORRESPONDING MOVIES FOR THAT TIME YOU'LL BE HOSTING. SEARCH BY TIMEZONE TO FIND A SHOWTIME NEAR YOU, OR ATTEND ANY COMBINATION OF THEM IF YOU HAVE THE TIME. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING LUSUS, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.NOW YOU — YES, YOU, YOU GREASY-PRONGED PUSTULE SITTING BEHIND THE SCREEN — CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN #WATCHPARTY WITH YOUR OWN GROUP OF UP TO ELEVEN OTHER DUMBFUCKS OF YOUR CHOOSING. NO NEED TO FIGHT OVER TWELVE FINITE SEATS IN ONE OFFICIAL THEATER — NOW, THE THEATER IS EVERYWHERE.YOU'RE THE THEATER, CHITTR.IT'S YOU.BECOME AN #ABCC-FILMLEADER. HOST A #WATCHPARTY AND SHOW WHATEVER MOVIE ON THE #ABCC-SINLIST IS HAPPENING IN YOUR TIMELINEZONE. FILMLEADERS — START AT THE EXACT TIME SPECIFIED, AND THEN HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG SO YOU CAN LIVEBLOG TO YOUR PUSHER'S CONTENT. HAVE INVOLVED DISCUSSIONS, MEANINGFUL THOUGHTS, OR JUST SHITPOST AND MEME IT THE FUCK UP FOR THREE OR FOUR HOURS, IF YOU WANT. IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU GET TO BE A PART OF IT. NOW YOUR THEATER BUDDIES ARE ANYONE ON THE TAG WHILE THE MOVIE IS PLAYING. WE'RE ALL IN THIS SHIT TOGETHER, BUMPING PRONGHINGES AND STEALING EACH OTHER'S RUPTUREKERNELS WHILE WE'RE NOT LOOKING. EVERYWHERE THAT MOVIES ARE AROUND TO BE WATCHED, EVERYWHERE THAT YOU DECIDE TO JUMP IN ON A SYNCHRONOUS DIGITAL SHITFEST COORDINATED BY A BUNCH OF YAMMERING ASSHOLES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO — SO LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE TAG, WE'LL BE DOING IT TOGETHER.BECAUSE WE ARE.

NOW
#GETIN.

CONTACT US

THE SUBMISSIONS BOX

WANT TO SUGGEST A MOVIE? GOT A FAVORITE FILM YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WHOLE FUCKING SITE? IF IT'S NOT COMPLETELY WORTHLESS GARBAGE (AND YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CHANCE TO CONVINCE US THAT IT ISN'T — TRUST ME, SOME OF THE MORONS ON MY FILMLEADER TEAM ARE PRETTY OPEN-MINDED), YOU MIGHT SEE IT ON AN #ABCC-SINLIST NEAR YOU.FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW.

THE BOTHER BOX

GOT A BURNING QUESTION? A SUPPORT ISSUE? A SUGGESTION ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE WAY WE RUN SHIT AROUND HERE? OR JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING NICE TO THE TEAM THAT MAKES THIS ALL POSSIBLE? FIRST OFF, FUCK YOU. SAY IT TO MY FACE, YOU LIMP-FRONDED STOOGE. SECOND, DROP US A MESSAGE VIA THE FORM BELOW. IF YOU WANT US TO GET BACK TO YOU, LEAVE US YOUR CHITTR HANDLE AND A MESSAGE. NOW GO AWAY. SCRAM. SEE YOU AT MOVIE NIGHT.